Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Growing up, my math teacher called me average. So mean!

My bakery burned down last night. Now my business is toast.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a unicycle? A tire.

When I was in grade 2 I made a spaghetti bridge with my sister. It did pretty well. Since then I made a Spaghetti Bike.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she’s completely fine.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery

A four-foot-tall fortuneteller escaped from prison. Police are still looking for the small medium at large.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.