Stolen Toilet
I want to find the person who stole my toilet, but I have nothing to go on.
The Average Human
According to an extensive, 2011 study by National Geographic, the average human is a 28-year-old, right-handed, Han Chinese man who makes under $12,000 a year and owns a cell phone, but has no bank account.
If You Want Something Done Ask a Busy Person
“If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.” – Lucille Ball
Skeleton With Glowing Eyes
In 1930, a patent was issued to Helene Shelby for a giant skeleton with glowing eyes designed to make criminals confess.
Doppelganger
‘Doppelgänger’ is an old German word that originally referred to an apparition of a living person, like if the ‘ghost’ of your grandmother walked past you even though she wasn’t dead at the time. It was also believed that seeing your own doppelgänger was a sign of your imminent death.
Optical Aleutian
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.